The Art of Wallet Dehydration

"And don't even get me started on those trendy, organic, gluten-free kale smoothies—they require a signed contract and your eternal soul."

Quenching our thirst has never been so pricey! The beverage industry seems to have taken a masterclass in the art of wallet #dehydration. It's like they're brewing gold nuggets and selling them by the sip. Want a cool, refreshing soda? That'll be your firstborn child, please. Fancy some artisanal coffee? How about you mortgage your house for a single cup? And don't even get me started on those trendy, organic, gluten-free kale smoothies—they require a signed contract and your eternal soul. So, dear #beverage industry, next time I'm feeling parched, I'll just stick my head under a rain cloud and slurp till I'm satisfied until inflation calms down.